{"id":171,"date":"2015-09-07T10:03:21","date_gmt":"2015-09-07T02:03:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/trending.halukay.com\/instagram\/?p=171"},"modified":"2015-09-09T10:04:13","modified_gmt":"2015-09-09T02:04:13","slug":"enzo-pineda-sariling-dukot-with-scissors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/trending.halukay.com\/instagram\/enzo-pineda-sariling-dukot-with-scissors\/","title":{"rendered":"Enzo Pineda sariling dukot with scissors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Enzo Pineda sariling dukot with scissors<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"instagram-media\" data-instgrm-captioned data-instgrm-version=\"4\" style=\" background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);\">\n<div style=\"padding:8px;\">\n<div style=\" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:50.0% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;\">\n<div style=\" background:url(data:image\/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAAGFBMVEUiIiI9PT0eHh4gIB4hIBkcHBwcHBwcHBydr+JQAAAACHRSTlMABA4YHyQsM5jtaMwAAADfSURBVDjL7ZVBEgMhCAQBAf\/\/42xcNbpAqakcM0ftUmFAAIBE81IqBJdS3lS6zs3bIpB9WED3YYXFPmHRfT8sgyrCP1x8uEUxLMzNWElFOYCV6mHWWwMzdPEKHlhLw7NWJqkHc4uIZphavDzA2JPzUDsBZziNae2S6owH8xPmX8G7zzgKEOPUoYHvGz1TBCxMkd3kwNVbU0gKHkx+iZILf77IofhrY1nYFnB\/lQPb79drWOyJVa\/DAvg9B\/rLB4cC+Nqgdz\/TvBbBnr6GBReqn\/nRmDgaQEej7WhonozjF+Y2I\/fZou\/qAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\" margin:8px 0 0 0; padding:0 4px;\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/7S3pEAj0fT\/\" style=\" color:#000; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none; word-wrap:break-word;\" target=\"_top\">&#34;I think I accidentally cut off my dick. Yes with these scissors in my hand. Don&#39;t panic. Wait, maybe my dick just inverted back into my body. God, I hate being Asian. No, there&#39;s blood. Fuck. I cut off my dick. Like serious. I feel blood and I don&#39;t feel dick. Smile. Yeah, I need to smile this one off. And dance. Like Channing Tatum. Like a dickless Channing Tatum.&#34;<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;\">A video posted by Mo Twister &#x1f1f5;&#x1f1ed; (@djmotwister) on <time style=\" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;\" datetime=\"2015-09-06T15:51:48+00:00\">Sep 6, 2015 at 8:51am PDT<\/time><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async defer src=\"\/\/platform.instagram.com\/en_US\/embeds.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Enzo Pineda sariling dukot with scissors &#34;I think I accidentally cut off my dick. Yes with these scissors in my hand. Don&#39;t panic. Wait, maybe my dick just inverted back into my body. God, I hate being Asian. No, there&#39;s blood. Fuck. I cut off my dick. Like serious. I feel blood and I don&#39;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[12],"class_list":["post-171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity","tag-enzo-pineda"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/trending.halukay.com\/instagram\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/trending.halukay.com\/instagram\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/trending.halukay.com\/instagram\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/trending.halukay.com\/instagram\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/trending.halukay.com\/instagram\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=171"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/trending.halukay.com\/instagram\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":172,"href":"http:\/\/trending.halukay.com\/instagram\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions\/172"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/trending.halukay.com\/instagram\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/trending.halukay.com\/instagram\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/trending.halukay.com\/instagram\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}