Enzo Pineda sariling dukot with scissors
"I think I accidentally cut off my dick. Yes with these scissors in my hand. Don't panic. Wait, maybe my dick just inverted back into my body. God, I hate being Asian. No, there's blood. Fuck. I cut off my dick. Like serious. I feel blood and I don't feel dick. Smile. Yeah, I need to smile this one off. And dance. Like Channing Tatum. Like a dickless Channing Tatum."